Following trend to fight against modern American imperialism and advancing European interests in the global community, we strive to naturalise the PHP language. To achieve this goal we offer this first feature of many, which brings it closer to European standards by replacing the weak dollar symbol, with the mighty euro symbol. So instead of the former, antiquated syntax: 

<?php
$TheVariable = 321;
echo $TheVariable–;
?>

Into the slightly understated yet functional:

<?php
€TheVariable = 321;
echo €TheVariable++;
?>

Have a good day. Blog out.

Inspired by the joke from last Zend Weekly Summaries, here’s the quote

To all the subjects of her majesty,

Continuing the fight against modern American imperialism and advancing British interests in the global community, we strive to naturalise the PHP language. To achieve this goal we offer this first patch of many, which brings it closer to British standards by replacing the weak dollar symbol, with the mighty pound symbol. So instead of the former, antiquated syntax:

<?php
$TheVariable = 123;
echo $TheVariable–;
?>

Into the slightly understated yet functional:

<?php
£TheVariable = 123;
echo £TheVariable++;
?>

As you can see this improvement makes PHP easier on the eye for all those loyal subjects of the crown.

…

God Save the Queen

Andrew and Ben
Loyal subjects of the crown